Whats the worst unintentional thing you’ve ever done?
“I was in the car at the time, but wasn’t involved. we stopped at a red light and there was a homeless guy asking for change from all the cars. one of my friends in the back left seat pulled out a couple of quarters and wanted to give them to the guy, but the window lock was on. so here he is, waving two quarters at the guy through the car window, while the driver had no idea that this was going on. then the light changed to green, and we sped off while my friend in the back seat was holding two quarters in the window looking like he was taunting the homeless guy.”
“I dated a guy in high school and he was my first love. His mom needed help at her office so I began working for her as my first job. She was an attorney and we took care of crazy people’s money. Whenever one of them would die, it was incredibly busy in the office because we had to do their final accounting and make all these calls about their estate and etc.
“I broke up with her son but kept working there. Her son got really badly into drugs and drinking, and freshman year of college he killed himself. At the wake his mom (my boss) was crying and said “Thank you so much for keeping the office going” (it was just her and me at her practice) and I, not knowing what to say, said “Oh, it’s just fine, don’t worry about it, no one died or anythi….” Why the FUCK did I choose that to say at that particular moment!???????????????”
HAHAHAHA
“In an area I grew up in in London, there was a HUGE funeral for a young man who’d been shot. I watched these 6 white horses pull the coffin past (it was REALLY over the top) and then watched about a kilometre of cars coming up behind.
In a side street not far from me there was this guy in a BMW obviously waiting to get out into traffic. He saw the Horses and the coffin go by and then starts honking is horn constantly, it spooked the horses a bit and it was really fucking obnoxious, he was shouting out of his window ‘FOR FUCKS SAKE HURRY UP YOU CUNTS!’.
After this goes on for about 30 seconds, he’s still shouting and honking his horn, about 15 cars have passed. Then one stops. A besuited man gets out and walks towards the car. The obnoxious man inside gets all huffy and aggressive, gets out and starts walking towards the other man pointing and shouting at him. The besuited man calmly walks towards him and halfway through the obnoxious mans ‘WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU YOU CU-’ delivers the hardest right hook I’ve ever seen. Knocking the man out cold. He turns around, walks back to his car and drives on.
A random old woman clapped. Strangers smiled. And one man hopefully learnt an important life lesson.”
